Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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Whatever good things we build end up building us...Friendship is always a sweet responsibility...In the city, we work until quitting time...We will be a country of generosity and warmth...Treasure the love you receive above all...No endeavor that is worthwhile is simple in prospect...