Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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There are four questions of value in life, Don Octavio...Hope of ill gain is the beginning of loss...The first wealth is health...'Ders' is something I've been called since I was six...Decay is quiet but ghastly, explosion is dramatic...Rather than dividing the world between good and evil...
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