Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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Leadership is inspiring extraordinary people...When I wake up every morning...Every day you may make progress...Guilt is perhaps the most painful companion of death...Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere...A string of excited, fugitive, miscellaneous pleasures...
