Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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We all die. The goal isn't to live forever...I really haven't been cognitive of gas prices...Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom...A miss is as good...If you have one true friend you have more...Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over...
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