Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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A good husband makes a good wife...I have a family, loving aunts, and a good home...We should keep on going along the path...To err is human. To blame someone else is politics...I live in that solitude which is painful in youth...It is the perpetual dread of fear, the fear of fear...
