Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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God's the final judge for Elvis Presley and Johnny Cash...Keep close to Nature's heart...I had crossed the line. I was free...I started doing stand up when I was 19...What's up, doc?...Guilt can stop us from taking healthy care of ourselves...
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