Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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I probably get more inspiration for human stories...But friendship is precious, not only in the shade...What makes old age hard to bear is not the failing...Technology is, of course, a double edged sword...Let us not seek the Republican answer...There are only three events in a man's life...