Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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Every morn brought forth a noble chance...I can find God in nature, in animals, in birds...The death penalty is discriminatory...The groundwork of all happiness is health...The purpose of human life is to serve...As long as we are persistence in our pursuit...
