Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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If you can reach out and touch and love and be...Our first and last love is self-love...The cost of college education today is so high...I believe things cannot make themselves impossible...I have a great respect for incremental improvement...I think 'The Color Purple' is so bursting...
