Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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All the perplexities, confusion and distress in America...Plant and your spouse plants with you...The first wealth is health...The future of advertising is the Internet...The idea of wilderness needs no defense...She's been on more laps than a napkin...
