Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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As we look ahead into the next century...Headlines, in a way, are what mislead you...In solitude the mind gains strength...What makes Superman a hero is not that he has power...ALF wouldn't eat Lucky...No matter how love-sick a woman is...
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