Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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We must, I believe, start teaching our children...The manager accepts the status quo...Flowers are restful to look at...I am not sincere, even when I say I am not...For sin is just this, what man cannot by its...A friend in need...
