Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
More quotes and aphorisms
I always have a quotation for everything...A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money...This practice of skinny actresses donning fat suits...Quotation, n: The act of repeating...There will always be another email to get through...Probably the worst time in a person's life...
