Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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I think it's important to find the little things...The principles of living greatly include the capacity...A real thank you does not come by e-mail...Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs...Never, never, never give up...No matter what happens in life, be good to people...