Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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Maturity: Be able to stick with a job...Winning is the science of being totally prepared...I'm not saying that putting on makeup will change...There is no Frigate like a book to take us lands away...Liberty exists in proportion to wholesome restraint...God will never give you anything you can't handle...
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