Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes...God has cared for these trees...Operating under the conscious capitalism model...With Romeo and Juliet, you're talking about two people...Voting is super important, and your vote counts...Space is the breath of art...
