Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World...The limits of my language means the limits of my world...A gentleman is one who puts more into the world...For me, there are two types of people...Oreos!?!...I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine...
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