Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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Southern political personalities, like sweet corn...I've had confidence in myself all along...The great advantage about telling the truth...For man, as for flower and beast and bird...I like fish, and I also like bear's paws...Selfishness must always be forgiven...
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