Phyllis Diller
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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I looked at Mick Jagger and Keith Richards...I mean, I feel like I've been pretending...I said to de Lord, 'I'm goin' to hold steady on...I like wearing things that other people wouldn't want...'Ders' is something I've been called since I was six...I wish I could remember where I put things...
