Mitch Hedberg
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
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We should all feel confident in our intelligence...Baby eagles can never soar under their family's wing...The biggest obstacle to people becoming better...I've been wearing lipstick since I was in 7th grade...Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower...Self-delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step...