Mitch Hedberg
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
More quotes and aphorisms
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare...Affliction comes to us, not to make us sad but sober...I am not scared of anyone. I will write...The only way to keep your health is to eat...If we did all the things we are capable of...You better cut the pizza in four pieces...
