Mitch Hedberg
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
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The Constitution is the guide which I never will abandon...You can either be a host to God, or a hostage...I always say that I don't want to be sentimental...Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work...Government's first duty is to protect the people...Being handsome wasn't much of a burden...
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