Mitch Hedberg
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
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I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true...Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance...The greatest obstacle to being heroic is the doubt...I never did calligraphy...You want me to press my lips up...Our time on Earth is so random...
