Mitch Hedberg
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
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You can fool all the people some of the time...The more I expect, the more unhappy I am going to be...Come November, the American people will have...Humankind cannot bear very much reality...Throughout the time in which I am working on a canvas...I am not a passive person, but I chose to fall...