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Let's do what we do best Scoob, eat.

"Scooby Doo"

6

Ridicule is the Burden of Genius.

"Daffy Duck"

5

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

"The Simpsons"

5

63 of all statistics are made up... including this one.

"Dilbert"

2

The most active thing about me is my imagination.

"Garfield"

2

Eh, what's up, doc? You can't shoot a rabbit.

"Bugs Bunny"

1

Stupidity isn't a virus... but it sure is spreadin' like one!

"SpongeBob SquarePants"

1

People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?

"SpongeBob SquarePants"

1

Ah! What a fine day for science!

"Dexter's Laboratory"

1

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

"The Simpsons"

1

I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law!

"Bugs Bunny"

1

I've got a wife, two kids and 10 finance companies to support. How am I supposed to pay my bills?

"The Jetsons"

1

Hi, Dexter! Oooooo, what does this button do?

"Dexter's Laboratory"

1

That's all I can stands and I can't stands no more.

"Popeye"

0

Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.

"The Simpsons"

0

Gary, you are gonna finish your dessert, and you are gonna like it!

"SpongeBob SquarePants"

0

I thawt I taw a Tweety Bird!

"Sylvester and Tweety"

0

It's a beautiful day, but not as beautiful as me.

"Johnny Bravo"

0

I ain't no tailor but I know what suits me.

"Popeye"

0

I hate Mondays.

"Garfield"

0

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