Quotes from cartoons
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It's a beautiful day, but not as beautiful as me.
I ain't no tailor but I know what suits me.
I hate Mondays.
Why do they always want to do it the hard way?
Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really, really hoped.
I always thought it was real like pro wrestling but it's fixed like boxing.