Mark Twain
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A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

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Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.

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Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

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You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

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It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.

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What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

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Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself.

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The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.

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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.

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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

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An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.

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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

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Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.

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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.

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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.

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