W. C. Fields
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
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It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific...Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration...I think my biggest flaw is my insecurity...No one is perfect, and criticism is always welcome...I don't fear anything...I probably get more inspiration for human stories...
