W. C. Fields
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
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I believe that life is a journey towards God...I'm for the DREAM Act. It makes so much sense...Those who do not need to provide or have not built...Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake...Do all things with love...Success is not a good teacher...
