W. C. Fields
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
More quotes and aphorisms
I lived in L.A. for a few months. It seemed like no one...I've always said money may buy you a fine dog...I want to know all Gods thoughts...Smile, it is the key that fits the lock...The Perfect Dog is an enticing fantasy pooch...I always encourage people to get out there...