You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
Woody Allen — quotes and aphorisms
Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.