P. J. O’Rourke

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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

Never fight an inanimate object.

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

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