P. J. O’Rourke
Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
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There's an old saying amongst players in football...I believe that all roads lead to the same place...There is nothing in the world more shameful...Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names...I'm 24, so I'll go out and, yeah, have a few drinks...Where there's smoke...