P. J. O’Rourke
Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
More quotes and aphorisms
Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors...It's easy to impress me. I don't need a fancy...A thousand years may scare form a state...Live as if you were to die tomorrow...In my dreams, I could be a Princess...Trust me, I'll have her running...
