Fishing
My dream home would be a fishing lodge in New Zealand.
Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers.
Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing.
Now, if you notice how the swan, putting its neck down into the deep water, brings up food for itself from below, then you will discover the wisdom of the Creator, in that He gave it a neck longer than its feet for this reason, that it might, as if lowering a sort of fishing line, procure the food hidden in the deep water.
Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Like they say, you can learn more from a guide in one day than you can in three months fishing alone.