Charles M. Schulz

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night'.

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.