Charles M. Schulz
Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
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Three things in human life are important...Tall men come down to my height when I hit 'em...Growing up on a mountain in Tennessee...In my school, the brightest boys did math and physics...Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up...Home is any four walls that enclose the right person...