Bob Hope

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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things — not the great occasions — that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

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If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

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