Beer
I've read that the ancient Chinese art of feng shui can bring a sense of peace, well-being, and positive energy to a home — same as beer.
With any luck, Heaven itself will resemble a vast used bookstore, with a really good cafe in one corner, serving dark beer and kielbasa to keep up one's strength while browsing, and all around will be the kind of angels usually found in Victoria's Secret catalogs.
Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.
Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.
People in the street will either call me 'Prime Minister' or 'Justin'. We'll see how that goes. But when I'm working, when I'm with my staff in public, I'm 'Prime Minister'. I say that if we're drinking beer out of a bottle, and you can see my tattoos, you should be comfortable calling me 'Justin'.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
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