Don Marquis
Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.
More quotes and aphorisms
A good teacher, like a good entertainer...If I'm not complaining, I'm not having a good time...A hero is someone who has given his or her life...If you want a happy ending, that depends...For my part, I desire to see the time when education...People won't have time for you if you are always angry...