“ALF”
ALF: That's it. I say we fight violence with violence. That's how we used to solve things back home.
Willie: But ALF, don't you remember what happened to your planet?
ALF: Well, it blew up in a nuclear holocaust. Why?
Willie: Don't you see the connection?
ALF: [pause] What connection?
Willie: I give up.
ALF: Me too. I'm gonna lay down. My head is spinning. Maybe a cold cream sundae.
More quotes and aphorisms
Few things can make us feel crazier than expecting...I am enough of an artist to draw freely...Luck is a dividend of sweat...The hollowing out of the heartland was good...I slow down when hiking...Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this'...