“ALF”
ALF: Yo Kate, where do you keep your casserole dishes?
Kate: Why?
ALF: The cat won't fit in the toaster.
More quotes and aphorisms
The sky is always there for me, while my life...I make lists to keep my anxiety level down...I like that there's no love as fierce as the love you feel...If that enabled us to predict the succeeding situation...Using social media to hurt and destroy is callous...I can see you're still one sandwich...
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