“ALF”
ALF: Yo Kate, where do you keep your casserole dishes?
Kate: Why?
ALF: The cat won't fit in the toaster.
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If your contribution has been vital...This world of ours... must avoid becoming a community...No person was ever honored for what he received...The greatest wealth is to live content with little...Do not let your hearts be troubled...When you arise in the morning...
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