“ALF”
ALF: Yo Kate, where do you keep your casserole dishes?
Kate: Why?
ALF: The cat won't fit in the toaster.
More quotes and aphorisms
Life opens up opportunities to you...A good wife always forgives her husband...To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks...History is not everything, but it is a starting point...I did not use paint, I made myself up morally...A loving heart is the truest wisdom...
