“ALF”
ALF: Yo Kate, where do you keep your casserole dishes?
Kate: Why?
ALF: The cat won't fit in the toaster.
More quotes and aphorisms
After all, tomorrow is another day!...War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength...My beginnings in the Southwest are clear and palpable...Life in common among people who love each other...Keep your face always toward the sunshine...The mobile phone is not a toy...
