“ALF”
ALF: Yo Kate, where do you keep your casserole dishes?
Kate: Why?
ALF: The cat won't fit in the toaster.
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Forgive those who have hurt you...Never idealize others. They will never live up...In the depth of winter I finally learned...You must remain focused on your journey to greatness...Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired...I don't think you should spend your life praying...
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