“ALF”
Willie: I'm gonna have my hamburger medium.
ALF: Medium? They are all the same size. Extra large.
More quotes and aphorisms
The blessings of the priesthood are available...So many books...Our incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they gall...In my race, there's 10 hurdles...Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen...When I stand before God at the end of my life...
