“ALF”
Willie: I'm gonna have my hamburger medium.
ALF: Medium? They are all the same size. Extra large.
More quotes and aphorisms
Society sets us up to be everything but ourselves...I am indebted to my father for living...There are three faithful friends...Don't focus on negative things; focus on the positive...Some facts should be suppressed...A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole...
