“ALF”
Willie: I'm gonna have my hamburger medium.
ALF: Medium? They are all the same size. Extra large.
More quotes and aphorisms
We shall draw from the heart of suffering itself...I truly believe my job is to make sure people smile...Where are the people who don't have goals headed?...A reader lives a thousand lives...Obedience to lawful authority is the foundation...The key to everything is patience...
