“ALF”
Willie: I'm gonna have my hamburger medium.
ALF: Medium? They are all the same size. Extra large.
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Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render...The fiesta of soccer, a feast for the legs that play...Do you know how many concerts I've done...This resolution is further proof that Congress stands...Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you...I think; therefore I am...
