“ALF”
Willie: I'm gonna have my hamburger medium.
ALF: Medium? They are all the same size. Extra large.
More quotes and aphorisms
I'm not saying that everyone should swim with sharks...Once I will warn you, and then I will fire you!...Family is not an important thing...Independence is happiness...The rise or fall of wages is common to all states...I am almost inclined to say that India will get Dominion...
