“ALF”
[Willie and Kate are debating on whether or not they should tell Kate's mother about ALF]
Willie: I suppose we just sit her down and ask her if she's ever seen E.T.?
ALF: Why do you keep comparing me to E.T.? You know, Willie, someday, when people ask me what you're like, I'll ask them "Did you ever see 'The Nutty Professor'?"
More quotes and aphorisms
The other thing I like, in fact, several months ago...I'm really not that fierce...Life comes down to honesty and doing what's right...It is not fitting, when one is in God's service...An intellectual is a man who takes more words...Actions speak louder than words...
