“ALF”
[ALF has just broken Willie's shortwave radio]
Willie: Do you know how long - *looooooong*... It took me ten years to put that thing together.
ALF: I'm glad to see you haven't wasted your life.
More quotes and aphorisms
The bond that links your true family...I'm not a prophet or a stone aged man, just a mortal...I have a foot here and a foot in some spirit world...My mother loved entertaining, and I've followed suit...I realized then that the generations may change...Just as we develop our physical muscles...