“ALF”
[ALF has just broken Willie's shortwave radio]
Willie: Do you know how long - *looooooong*... It took me ten years to put that thing together.
ALF: I'm glad to see you haven't wasted your life.
More quotes and aphorisms
A good teacher can inspire hope...Courage is found in unlikely places...Nothing can be more abhorrent to democracy...One good turn...I've never wanted to do anything but be...Courage is what it takes to stand up...