“ALF”
[ALF has just broken Willie's shortwave radio]
Willie: Do you know how long - *looooooong*... It took me ten years to put that thing together.
ALF: I'm glad to see you haven't wasted your life.
More quotes and aphorisms
It is during our darkest moments...One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives...Discipline is the soul of an army...If a man does not keep pace with his companions...Money is not a motivating factor. Money doesn't thrill...Haiti's economy cannot be built...