“ALF”
[ALF has just broken Willie's shortwave radio]
Willie: Do you know how long - *looooooong*... It took me ten years to put that thing together.
ALF: I'm glad to see you haven't wasted your life.
More quotes and aphorisms
When a country is well governed...All children are artists...Watch your manner of speech...Every job is good if you do your best and work hard...Even though the future seems far away...Technology can be our best friend...