“ALF”
[ALF has just broken Willie's shortwave radio]
Willie: Do you know how long - *looooooong*... It took me ten years to put that thing together.
ALF: I'm glad to see you haven't wasted your life.
More quotes and aphorisms
I think sometimes I should do more carousing...A lot of people, when a guy scores a lot of goals...You and I come by road or rail...There's a constant tension between the excitement...Big Brother is watching you...I don't use any techniques; I'm not trained...