“ALF”
ALF: [ALF is trying to hypnotize Lucky] You are getting sleepy. You... are no longer a cat. You are a bagel.
More quotes and aphorisms
Life just doesn't care about our aspirations...We didn't realize there were that many boy bands...I was not a good student. I did not spend much time...Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over...It is not wisdom but Authority that makes a law...A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella...