“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: What are you, anyway?
ALF: I'm an alien, from the planet Melmac. I have powers you can only dream of.
Jake Ochmonek: Like what?
ALF: Uhhhm... I can watch 10 hours of TV, without ever getting up to go to the bathroom.
More quotes and aphorisms
My songs are basically my diaries...To effectively communicate, we must realize...Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing...Enthusiasm just creates bubbles...Prayer is not asking. It is a longing of the soul...Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names...
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