“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: What are you, anyway?
ALF: I'm an alien, from the planet Melmac. I have powers you can only dream of.
Jake Ochmonek: Like what?
ALF: Uhhhm... I can watch 10 hours of TV, without ever getting up to go to the bathroom.
More quotes and aphorisms
The most basic obligation we have to our veterans...Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces...I would get records by Earl Scruggs...When we recall the past, we usually find that...I never paint dreams or nightmares...Morning without you is a dwindled dawn...