“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: What are you, anyway?
ALF: I'm an alien, from the planet Melmac. I have powers you can only dream of.
Jake Ochmonek: Like what?
ALF: Uhhhm... I can watch 10 hours of TV, without ever getting up to go to the bathroom.
More quotes and aphorisms
Acting is the greatest answer to my loneliness...Wherever the art of medicine is loved...One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives...I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love...We only have ten major organs...From a drop of water a logician could infer...
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