“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: What are you, anyway?
ALF: I'm an alien, from the planet Melmac. I have powers you can only dream of.
Jake Ochmonek: Like what?
ALF: Uhhhm... I can watch 10 hours of TV, without ever getting up to go to the bathroom.
More quotes and aphorisms
People still come up to me and ask me...We all learned in kindergarten...I wasn't known on Melmac...A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running...I remember debating the finer points of flaky pastry...He had not yet learned that the only safe male rebuke...
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