“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: What are you, anyway?
ALF: I'm an alien, from the planet Melmac. I have powers you can only dream of.
Jake Ochmonek: Like what?
ALF: Uhhhm... I can watch 10 hours of TV, without ever getting up to go to the bathroom.
More quotes and aphorisms
Cakes are special...The only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain...This practice of skinny actresses donning fat suits...And now we welcome the new year...Financial crisis is the moment of truth...I have an abacus at home...
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