“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: What are you, anyway?
ALF: I'm an alien, from the planet Melmac. I have powers you can only dream of.
Jake Ochmonek: Like what?
ALF: Uhhhm... I can watch 10 hours of TV, without ever getting up to go to the bathroom.
More quotes and aphorisms
The biggest challenge in my life is getting all these kids...This practice of skinny actresses donning fat suits...Natural ability without education...One must command from each what each can perform...The soldier above all others prays for peace...In a traditional Japanese or Chinese garden...
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