“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: What are you, anyway?
ALF: I'm an alien, from the planet Melmac. I have powers you can only dream of.
Jake Ochmonek: Like what?
ALF: Uhhhm... I can watch 10 hours of TV, without ever getting up to go to the bathroom.
More quotes and aphorisms
Remember me with smiles and laughter...President of the United States is you know, our boss...Be kind whenever possible...One of the first rules of playing the power game...Prepare a noble death song for the day when you go...Beware of no man more than of yourself...
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