“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: What are you, anyway?
ALF: I'm an alien, from the planet Melmac. I have powers you can only dream of.
Jake Ochmonek: Like what?
ALF: Uhhhm... I can watch 10 hours of TV, without ever getting up to go to the bathroom.
More quotes and aphorisms
Laziness is nothing more than the habit...Fake friends believe in rumors...When a country wants television more than they...Most women would say they relate to 'Hedda Gabler'...Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication...I know this is going to sound corny, but I love my life...
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