“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: What are you, anyway?
ALF: I'm an alien, from the planet Melmac. I have powers you can only dream of.
Jake Ochmonek: Like what?
ALF: Uhhhm... I can watch 10 hours of TV, without ever getting up to go to the bathroom.
More quotes and aphorisms
When you look in the mirror, what do you see?...It sometimes feels like a strange movie...If you're not having a good time, find something else...Tell me, which side of the earth...All great things are simple...Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way...
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