“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: What are you, anyway?
ALF: I'm an alien, from the planet Melmac. I have powers you can only dream of.
Jake Ochmonek: Like what?
ALF: Uhhhm... I can watch 10 hours of TV, without ever getting up to go to the bathroom.
More quotes and aphorisms
It was just me and my mum growing up...Every woman is a queen, and we all have different...The freedom to connect to the world anywhere...There are only two lasting bequests...An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion...Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue...
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