“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: What are you, anyway?
ALF: I'm an alien, from the planet Melmac. I have powers you can only dream of.
Jake Ochmonek: Like what?
ALF: Uhhhm... I can watch 10 hours of TV, without ever getting up to go to the bathroom.
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To me, I think people who don't think...I have just three things to teach...Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs...The difference between something good...A person's a person, no matter how small...Get your facts first...
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