“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: What are you, anyway?
ALF: I'm an alien, from the planet Melmac. I have powers you can only dream of.
Jake Ochmonek: Like what?
ALF: Uhhhm... I can watch 10 hours of TV, without ever getting up to go to the bathroom.
More quotes and aphorisms
Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful...Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend...Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans...I allow myself to fail. I allow myself to break...What you know...The hip hop industry is most likely owned by gays...
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