“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: What are you, anyway?
ALF: I'm an alien, from the planet Melmac. I have powers you can only dream of.
Jake Ochmonek: Like what?
ALF: Uhhhm... I can watch 10 hours of TV, without ever getting up to go to the bathroom.
More quotes and aphorisms
When you have a dream, you've got to grab it...I was a very good student. Procrastinating gives me...I have survivor skills. Some of that is superficial...Your goal should be to pay off your credit card bills...Each heartfelt prayer, each Church meeting attended...Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected...
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