“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: What are you, anyway?
ALF: I'm an alien, from the planet Melmac. I have powers you can only dream of.
Jake Ochmonek: Like what?
ALF: Uhhhm... I can watch 10 hours of TV, without ever getting up to go to the bathroom.
More quotes and aphorisms
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman...Regardless of age, regardless of position...Honestly, I wasn't that girl in high school...You can't connect the dots looking forward...I hate to blow my own horn, but I gave a lot...Climb the mountains and get their good tidings...
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