“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: What are you, anyway?
ALF: I'm an alien, from the planet Melmac. I have powers you can only dream of.
Jake Ochmonek: Like what?
ALF: Uhhhm... I can watch 10 hours of TV, without ever getting up to go to the bathroom.
More quotes and aphorisms
Deep in every heart slumbers a dream...The greatest movement for social justice our country...The soldiers that didn't come back were the heroes...Your path at 22 will not necessarily be your path...Science is the great antidote to the poison...Well, real estate is always good...
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