“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: What are you, anyway?
ALF: I'm an alien, from the planet Melmac. I have powers you can only dream of.
Jake Ochmonek: Like what?
ALF: Uhhhm... I can watch 10 hours of TV, without ever getting up to go to the bathroom.
More quotes and aphorisms
There's an intelligent redneck in all of us somewhere...In faith there is enough light for those who want...Gratitude isn't a burdening emotion...If you have one true friend you have more...I definitely enjoy my barbecue...'Tis better to have loved and lost...
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