“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: What are you, anyway?
ALF: I'm an alien, from the planet Melmac. I have powers you can only dream of.
Jake Ochmonek: Like what?
ALF: Uhhhm... I can watch 10 hours of TV, without ever getting up to go to the bathroom.
More quotes and aphorisms
If we wander around as politicians jumping...Voluntary personal savings accounts...A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad...Don't let yourself get stuck without a healthy snack...I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any...It is only when the people become ignorant and corrupt...
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