“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: What are you, anyway?
ALF: I'm an alien, from the planet Melmac. I have powers you can only dream of.
Jake Ochmonek: Like what?
ALF: Uhhhm... I can watch 10 hours of TV, without ever getting up to go to the bathroom.
More quotes and aphorisms
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot...Every dog must have his day...Hope is being able to see that there is light...To perceive is to suffer...There are three rules for writing a novel...An unjust law...
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