“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: What are you, anyway?
ALF: I'm an alien, from the planet Melmac. I have powers you can only dream of.
Jake Ochmonek: Like what?
ALF: Uhhhm... I can watch 10 hours of TV, without ever getting up to go to the bathroom.
More quotes and aphorisms
The whale is endangered, while the ant continues...Fighting corruption is not just good governance...The arrogance of age must submit to be taught...If you represent a fantasy for the people...There is in true beauty, as in courage...Success isn't always about greatness...
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