“ALF”
Willie: If you had eaten that dish towel, I would have been very angry.
[pause]
Willie: That's a sentence I never thought I would hear myself say.
More quotes and aphorisms
Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more...When you have a dream, you've got to grab it...People ask the difference between a leader and a boss...It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out...I will see this game of life out to its bitter end...Anyone who says he can see through women...
