“ALF”
Willie: If you had eaten that dish towel, I would have been very angry.
[pause]
Willie: That's a sentence I never thought I would hear myself say.
More quotes and aphorisms
If you have the opportunity to play this game of life...If you have accomplished all that you have planned...Don't throw the baby...I believe in true love, and I believe in happy endings...We must return to nature and nature's god...My favorite holiday memory was sitting at home...
