“ALF”
Willie: If you had eaten that dish towel, I would have been very angry.
[pause]
Willie: That's a sentence I never thought I would hear myself say.
More quotes and aphorisms
With an eye made quiet by the power of harmony...To get rich, you have to be making money...Music is the universal language of mankind...When you go through a negative situation...If Lynn starts humming...Humor is the only test of gravity...