“ALF”
Willie: If you had eaten that dish towel, I would have been very angry.
[pause]
Willie: That's a sentence I never thought I would hear myself say.
More quotes and aphorisms
Everybody has goals, aspirations or whatever...Show me the money!...The thing that surprised me the most...The real problem is not whether machines think...The clearest way into the Universe...It's not vanity to feel you have a right to be beautiful...
