“ALF”
Willie: If you had eaten that dish towel, I would have been very angry.
[pause]
Willie: That's a sentence I never thought I would hear myself say.
More quotes and aphorisms
A little of what you call frippery is very necessary...Skepticism: the mark and even the pose...Solitude, isolation, are painful things and beyond...He who has seen one cathedral ten times...If you want to accomplish something in the world...Human history becomes more and more a race...