“ALF”
Willie: If you had eaten that dish towel, I would have been very angry.
[pause]
Willie: That's a sentence I never thought I would hear myself say.
More quotes and aphorisms
If your contribution has been vital...It's strange that words are so inadequate...Many miles away there's a shadow on the door...Nothing in life is so exhilarating...Your smile will give you a positive countenance...Miracles are not contrary to nature...