“ALF”
Willie: If you had eaten that dish towel, I would have been very angry.
[pause]
Willie: That's a sentence I never thought I would hear myself say.
More quotes and aphorisms
I believe in eating what I like...If you can actually count your money...Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise...Good teachers know how to bring out the best...There is an amazing power getting to know...But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray...
