“ALF”
Willie: If you had eaten that dish towel, I would have been very angry.
[pause]
Willie: That's a sentence I never thought I would hear myself say.
More quotes and aphorisms
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth...Forgive many things in others; nothing in yourself...Politeness is the flower of humanity...Homosexuality is a violation of God's standard...Management is doing things right...Drawing is the honesty of the art...
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