“ALF”
Willie: If you had eaten that dish towel, I would have been very angry.
[pause]
Willie: That's a sentence I never thought I would hear myself say.
More quotes and aphorisms
I am a positive thinker...I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all...God is bigger than people think...It would have been very easy to play to the gallery...Hey, what's going on in here?...The battle of life is, in most cases, fought uphill...