“ALF”
Willie: If you had eaten that dish towel, I would have been very angry.
[pause]
Willie: That's a sentence I never thought I would hear myself say.
More quotes and aphorisms
Enthusiasm is the yeast that raises the dough...Flowers always make people better...It is better to be honourable than be honoured...When we won the league championship...I have a great respect for incremental improvement...I usually stick out my hand and hope he puts the ball...