“ALF”
Willie: If you had eaten that dish towel, I would have been very angry.
[pause]
Willie: That's a sentence I never thought I would hear myself say.
More quotes and aphorisms
Parents lend children their experience...Don't go around...There is beauty when something works and it works...Most dangerous is that temptation that doth goad...I am not afraid of aging...Yes, people pull the trigger...
