“ALF”
Willie: If you had eaten that dish towel, I would have been very angry.
[pause]
Willie: That's a sentence I never thought I would hear myself say.
More quotes and aphorisms
Why do we have to wear meat...I believe in the brotherhood of all men...A home with a loving and loyal husband and wife...There is a glimpse of me that I'd like to keep private...I think women are foolish...It is much more important to know what sort...
