“ALF”
Willie: If you had eaten that dish towel, I would have been very angry.
[pause]
Willie: That's a sentence I never thought I would hear myself say.
More quotes and aphorisms
We forge the chains we wear in life...The human dilemma is that which arises...In winter, the stars seem to have rekindled their fires...Life is better when your sinuses are clean...The black family survived centuries of slavery...Credit is an 'I love debt' score...
