“ALF”
Willie: If you had eaten that dish towel, I would have been very angry.
[pause]
Willie: That's a sentence I never thought I would hear myself say.
More quotes and aphorisms
Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree...I'm not patient at all. I avoid writer's block by writing...Young people are the key to this election...A real friend is one who walks in...Each day of our lives we make deposits...The risk of a wrong decision is preferable...
