“ALF”
[ALF and Lynn are trying to get their parents to stop fighting]
ALF: To get a couple back together on Melmac, we'd recreate the happiest moment of their marriage.
Lynn: I wonder what Mom and Dad's happiest moment was.
ALF: The day they met me?
Lynn: Think again.
ALF: The day after they met me.
Lynn: Keep thinking.
ALF: I can't. My brain hurts.
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You don't enter the theater and pay your money...The more I expect, the more unhappy I am going to be...Love has its own time, its own season...I must have something to engross my thoughts...To improve is to change...I'm totally fine with people criticizing me in shows...
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