“ALF”
[ALF and Lynn are trying to get their parents to stop fighting]
ALF: To get a couple back together on Melmac, we'd recreate the happiest moment of their marriage.
Lynn: I wonder what Mom and Dad's happiest moment was.
ALF: The day they met me?
Lynn: Think again.
ALF: The day after they met me.
Lynn: Keep thinking.
ALF: I can't. My brain hurts.
More quotes and aphorisms
Class is more than money. Class is also about knowledge...I like to consider myself an actor...To be satisfied with a little, is the greatest wisdom...Do as I say...I am enough of an artist to draw freely...Forget the past — the future will give you plenty...
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