“ALF”
[ALF and Lynn are trying to get their parents to stop fighting]
ALF: To get a couple back together on Melmac, we'd recreate the happiest moment of their marriage.
Lynn: I wonder what Mom and Dad's happiest moment was.
ALF: The day they met me?
Lynn: Think again.
ALF: The day after they met me.
Lynn: Keep thinking.
ALF: I can't. My brain hurts.
More quotes and aphorisms
Nature has no principles. She makes no distinction...Life is a banquet...Set high standards and few limitations for yourself...To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain...Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam...The Earth is the cradle of humanity...
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