“ALF”
Brian: You'll have to chew with your mouth closed tonight, ALF.
ALF: All right, but on my planet, that's considered very rude. People think you're hiding something.
More quotes and aphorisms
Arguments about Scripture achieve nothing...I see dead people...Opinion is like a pendulum and obeys the same law...It would be impossible to estimate how much time...People may hear your words, but they feel your attitude...If you can't make it good, at least make it look good...