“ALF”
Brian: You'll have to chew with your mouth closed tonight, ALF.
ALF: All right, but on my planet, that's considered very rude. People think you're hiding something.
More quotes and aphorisms
Because you are women, people will force...An oppressive government is more to be feared...You were born to win, but to be a winner, you must plan...God never gives someone a gift...The bond that links your true family...Love and desire are the spirit's wings to great deeds...