“ALF”
Brian: You'll have to chew with your mouth closed tonight, ALF.
ALF: All right, but on my planet, that's considered very rude. People think you're hiding something.
More quotes and aphorisms
I have fun like a child in the street...Old age is a shipwreck...I never buy a house thinking that I'm going to sell it...You can make something big when young...I have enough love to last me a lifetime...When you write about animals, of course...