“ALF”
Brian: You'll have to chew with your mouth closed tonight, ALF.
ALF: All right, but on my planet, that's considered very rude. People think you're hiding something.
More quotes and aphorisms
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take...There is no greatness where there is no simplicity...The meeting of two personalities is like the contact...Hold faithfulness...The tones of gray, pale turquoise and pink...Just remember, once you're over the hill...