“ALF”
[the cat Lucky has died and the Tanners are having a funeral for him]
ALF: I'm reminded of a prayer he used to recite every night before going to bed, "And if I die before I wake, chicken-fry me like a steak."
More quotes and aphorisms
Our difficulties of the moment must always be dealt...We are all in the gutter...I tend to stay up late, not because I'm partying...Indeed, the existence of class, of social hierarchy...Politics is like football; if you see daylight, go through...Are you decent?...
