“ALF”
[the cat Lucky has died and the Tanners are having a funeral for him]
ALF: I'm reminded of a prayer he used to recite every night before going to bed, "And if I die before I wake, chicken-fry me like a steak."
More quotes and aphorisms
Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent...There is no greater impediment to progress...Smile in the mirror. Do that every morning...Gardens are not made by singing 'Oh, how beautiful'...In all things of nature...We will never allow anybody to separate Taiwan...
