“ALF”
[the cat Lucky has died and the Tanners are having a funeral for him]
ALF: I'm reminded of a prayer he used to recite every night before going to bed, "And if I die before I wake, chicken-fry me like a steak."
More quotes and aphorisms
I'm proud to be a feminist because making sure...I am my heart's undertaker. Daily I go and retrieve...Don't threaten me with love, baby. Let's just go...I'll meet the raging of the skies...Nobody can predict the future...I must study politics and war...
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