“ALF”
[the cat Lucky has died and the Tanners are having a funeral for him]
ALF: I'm reminded of a prayer he used to recite every night before going to bed, "And if I die before I wake, chicken-fry me like a steak."
More quotes and aphorisms
The most worth-while thing is to try to put happiness...To be yourself in a world...When anger rises, think of the consequences...For every minute you remain angry...She got her looks from her father...We are afraid to care too much...