“ALF”
[the cat Lucky has died and the Tanners are having a funeral for him]
ALF: I'm reminded of a prayer he used to recite every night before going to bed, "And if I die before I wake, chicken-fry me like a steak."
More quotes and aphorisms
We have these weapons of mass destruction...In essence, String Theory describes space and time...Obstacles are necessary for success...Life is one big road with lots of signs...A mother's arms are made of tenderness...It is not enough to have a good mind...
