“ALF”
[the cat Lucky has died and the Tanners are having a funeral for him]
ALF: I'm reminded of a prayer he used to recite every night before going to bed, "And if I die before I wake, chicken-fry me like a steak."
More quotes and aphorisms
All men are equal before fish...God gave us the gift of life...Behind every small business, there's a story...I learned a few years ago that balance is the key...When was the last time you spent a quiet moment...A state of society where men may not speak...
