“ALF”
[the cat Lucky has died and the Tanners are having a funeral for him]
ALF: I'm reminded of a prayer he used to recite every night before going to bed, "And if I die before I wake, chicken-fry me like a steak."
More quotes and aphorisms
Honesty is for the most part less profitable...Don't quit. Never give up trying to build the world...America is known as a country that welcomes people...By the time you're eighty years old you've learned...A hospital is no place to be sick...Time is more value than money...