“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: Why do we have to wear meat at this ceremony anyway?
ALF: 'Cause the high priest on Melmac was also the butcher.
More quotes and aphorisms
No woman in my time will be prime minister...The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling...Do activities you're passionate about...Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities...A cash advance on a credit card is one of the worst...All tyranny, bigotry, aggression, and cruelty are wrong...
