“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: Why do we have to wear meat at this ceremony anyway?
ALF: 'Cause the high priest on Melmac was also the butcher.
More quotes and aphorisms
Painting is just another way of keeping a diary...The difference between talking on your cell phone...No complaint is more common than that of a scarcity...The real man smiles in trouble...The moral virtues...We came to realise...
