“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: Why do we have to wear meat at this ceremony anyway?
ALF: 'Cause the high priest on Melmac was also the butcher.
More quotes and aphorisms
His ignorance...The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance...I always thought I wanted to play professionally...Life is like playing a violin solo in public...Sane and intelligent human...We are born weak, we need strength...
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