“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: Why do we have to wear meat at this ceremony anyway?
ALF: 'Cause the high priest on Melmac was also the butcher.
More quotes and aphorisms
Most people do not really want freedom...There are three rules for writing a novel...The less you notice them...Ability is nothing without opportunity...Cultivation of mind should be the ultimate aim...The last four years have not diluted the memory...