“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: Why do we have to wear meat at this ceremony anyway?
ALF: 'Cause the high priest on Melmac was also the butcher.
More quotes and aphorisms
Enthusiasm is everything. It must be taut...My mom is definitely my rock...Participate joyfully in the sorrows of the world...Silence is the ultimate weapon of power...Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic...Do the difficult things while they are easy...