“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: Why do we have to wear meat at this ceremony anyway?
ALF: 'Cause the high priest on Melmac was also the butcher.
More quotes and aphorisms
If the desire to write is not accompanied...The answers you get from literature...Poetry comes from the highest happiness...A true friend freely, advises justly, assists readily...Republicans have called for a National African-American...Even though I enjoy that head-to-head competition...
