“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: Why do we have to wear meat at this ceremony anyway?
ALF: 'Cause the high priest on Melmac was also the butcher.
More quotes and aphorisms
For a while there, I was a stringer...Once I got my driver's license everybody treated...Money won't create success...Capitalism knows only one color: that color is green...Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity...A good fighter usually knows...
