“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: Why do we have to wear meat at this ceremony anyway?
ALF: 'Cause the high priest on Melmac was also the butcher.
More quotes and aphorisms
I'm always shocked when I get an invitation...Form follows function — that has been misunderstood...Prayer does not change God...God works wonders now and then...Truth is everybody is going to hurt you...If you want to see the true measure of a man...
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