“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: Why do we have to wear meat at this ceremony anyway?
ALF: 'Cause the high priest on Melmac was also the butcher.
More quotes and aphorisms
I'm a pretty uncomplicated person...How we think shows through in how we act...The apple doesn't fall...Kings will be tyrants from policy...Uncle Neal has gone away...To live alone is the fate of all great souls...