“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: Why do we have to wear meat at this ceremony anyway?
ALF: 'Cause the high priest on Melmac was also the butcher.
More quotes and aphorisms
Ye are brothers, ye are men, and we conquer...I never drink water. I'm afraid...No person was ever honored for what he received...I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell...No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn...I'm a total weirdo and have often felt like an outcast...
