“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: Why do we have to wear meat at this ceremony anyway?
ALF: 'Cause the high priest on Melmac was also the butcher.
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say...Man needs his difficulties because they are necessary...Every decade needs its own manual of handicraft...When I was in college, I really liked poetry...The more that you read, the more things you will know...When love is not madness, it is not love...
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