“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: Why do we have to wear meat at this ceremony anyway?
ALF: 'Cause the high priest on Melmac was also the butcher.
More quotes and aphorisms
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer...I start a lot more songs than I finish, because I realize...Power, after love, is the first source of happiness...Choose to focus your time, energy and conversation...From its brilliancy everything is illuminated...No man ever steps in the same river twice...
