“ALF”
Jake Ochmonek: Why do we have to wear meat at this ceremony anyway?
ALF: 'Cause the high priest on Melmac was also the butcher.
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My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness...My family is my life...Nature is impersonal, awe-inspiring, elegant, eternal...Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest...I made decisions that I regret, and I took them...With the new year comes a refueled motivation...
