Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
More quotes and aphorisms
Those who believe in nothing are very, very jealous...If you're not challenged, you'll get bored...A man only learns in two ways, one by reading...If you tell God no because He won't explain the reason...Jealousy can even be good for love...I think it's important to really press on...
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