Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something...I would maintain that thanks are the highest form...Voting is the only way to make change in a democracy...Kids don't see me as an oldies person when I go out...A hero is someone who has given his or her life...Experience hath shewn, that even under the best...
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