Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
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People ask about love. Real love. I was never in love...People can't get their heads round the idea...The good thing about not being drop-dead gorgeous...Only when he no longer knows what he is doing...We are all worms. But I believe that I am a glow-worm...There's no better feeling in the world than a warm...
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