Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
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Gary, you are gonna finish your dessert...From a small seed a mighty trunk may grow...Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it...A thought transfixed me: for the first time in my life...I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. It's embarrassing...I've been dancing since I was 6 years old...
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