Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
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Older people sit down and ask, 'What is it?'...What defines someone as a 'man' should not be...I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them...Lord, help my poor soul...I think it's important for an actor to see the work...Imagination will often carry us to worlds...