Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
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As soon as I could talk, I chose shorts to wear...Wealth consists not in having great possessions...He who has a why to live can bear almost any how...If a man has not discovered something that he will...What is Art? It is the response of man's creative soul...My career should adapt to me. Fame is like a VIP pass...
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