Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
More quotes and aphorisms
I just want to show off my scar proudly...You only live once...I seem to smell the stench of appeasement in the air...Being an old maid is like death by drowning...When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't ...We must let go of the life we have planned...
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