Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
More quotes and aphorisms
It all depends on how we look at things...I had to get over a Southern accent and go through...This is the miracle that happens every time...As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say...The advance of technology is based on making it fit...May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome...
