Joan Rivers
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep'.
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The coldest winter I ever spent...Start with what is right rather than what is acceptable...Time spent with cats is never wasted...Chains of habit are too light to be felt...The fact that man knows right...Think left and think right and think low and think high...
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