Joan Rivers
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep'.
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Life is like riding a bicycle...It's the day before Christmas...I didn't want to be president of the World Wildlife Fund...I wear black because I'm comfortable in it...For me an object is something living...There is this myth, that America is a melting pot...
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