Joan Rivers
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep'.
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I'm always happy for people when I see God...It is well that war is so terrible...Music was a way of rebelling against the whole...If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people...Leadership is, among other things, the ability to inflict...Now I've been free...
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