Joan Rivers
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep'.
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A single sunbeam is enough to drive away many shadows...Swift justice demands more than just swiftness...I've had confidence in myself all along...Stolen kisses are always sweetest...Unless the theatre can ennoble you, make you a better...I'll lift you and you lift me...
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