Joan Rivers
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep'.
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My life has a superb cast...Cinderella story...I am someone who can't hold on to negativity...Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed...There is something so amiable in the prejudices...Everyone has a purpose in life...
