Joan Rivers
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep'.
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Power is not a means, it is an end...Leave the atom alone...Travel early and travel often. Live abroad, if you can...The best things in life are often waiting for you...One thing is certain, You can't shake hands with a fist...My mother's dad dropped out of the eighth grade...
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