Joan Rivers
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep'.
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Always the beautiful answer who asks...Ignorance is the curse of God; knowledge is the wing...Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail...It is never too late to be what you might have been...Better a live coward...I cannot forecast...
