Joan Rivers
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep'.
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The message is pretty clear: Americans are sick...Thank God men cannot fly...As I grew up and began identifying myself as a feminist...For me it's very important to turn...Physician-assisted suicide and euthanasia...It is our choices... that show what we truly are...
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