Joan Rivers
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep'.
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To see victory only when it is within the ken...A man is a god in ruins. When men are innocent...A bad system will beat a good person every time...Of all the gin joints in all the towns...There are good leaders who actively guide...When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile...
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