Joan Rivers
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep'.
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Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit...Bad psychoanalysis would say I enjoyed pleasing...How strange that nature does not knock...Laziness is nothing more than the habit...I'm not the smartest fellow in the world...I look back to a happy childhood...
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