Joan Rivers
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep'.
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He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...When people are bewildered...The human race is a very, very magical race...That's one thing people don't know about me...It is important to launch a mass and society-wide...Then I went through a big Peggy Lee stage...
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