Joan Rivers
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep'.
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If you can just be yourself, then you have to be original...Attitude is more important than the past...I'm very out of style... or I should say...The greatest healing therapy...Why need I volumes, if one word suffice...Each age has deemed the new-born year...
