Joan Rivers
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep'.
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Our family were outsiders, and I've always had a sense...Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future...I travel continuously, and I see many cities...I never said I wanted a 'happy' life...Like anybody who grew up in the Eighties...Law is mind...
