Joan Rivers
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep'.
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Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name...It is the set of the sails, not the direction of the wind...I like to think that even if we make some really bad...It is my sincere hope that every person in India...A dream becomes a goal when action is taken...A dream you dream alone is only a dream...
