W. C. Fields
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
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I've never known any trouble than an hour's reading...Maturity is the ability to reap without apology...There are no great limits to growth...No hour of life is lost...Change your opinions, keep to your principles...There is no such thing in the world as luck...
