W. C. Fields
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
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Power over a man's subsistence is power over his will...Anyone that hates on you is always below you...It is up to us to make the right choice...For all life is a dream, and dreams themselves...When more and more people are thrown out of work...Live as though it were your last day on earth...
