Demetri Martin
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.
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It seems this young man...Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds...I don't think about...Anytime you turn on your own concept of God...A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure...Life is really simple...
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