Demetri Martin
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.
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Wherever the art of medicine is loved...Everything must change and you do what you can...Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is...He who rides the sea of the Nile must have sails...All things on earth point home in old October...There have to be reasons that you get up in the morning...
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