Demetri Martin
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.
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Some prices are just too high, no matter how much...A kind heart is a fountain of gladness...Nothing is more precious than independence and liberty...Elections remind us not only of the rights...I mean, I feel like I've been pretending...There are two ways of spreading light...
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