Demetri Martin
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.
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Work harder on yourself than you do on your job...Life is really simple...Mountains are earth's undecaying monuments...I hate musicals...Patriotism is love of country. But you can't love...A tramp, a gentleman, a poet, a dreamer...
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