Demetri Martin
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.
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Look up at the stars and not down at your feet...I do not weep at the world I am too busy...There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain...My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do...The equal right of all citizens to health...Your goal should be to pay off your credit card bills...
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