Demetri Martin
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.
More quotes and aphorisms
I don't want to miss out on the chance...What you feel inside reflects on your face...Faith: not wanting to know what is true...You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking...For man, as for flower and beast and bird...If a man has no humaneness...
Loading ...