Demetri Martin
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.
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My style is very inspired by both my parents...When I first went on tour with PJ in '98, I was still...The brunette phase just came about...I want to work, but being a mom is my No. 1 priority...The path of sound credence is through the thick forest...I never said I was a 'good girl'. I'm not a bad...
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