Demetri Martin
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
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One morning I shot an elephant...In modern life, we tend to forget family values...To advise is not to compel...A true friend is someone who thinks...We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing...Of course I want the things I write to reflect well...
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