Demetri Martin
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
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The essence of Government is power...I just want to show off my scar proudly...I have found people on both sides of the aisle...Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it...Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host...A charming woman... doesn't follow the crowd...
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