Demetri Martin
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
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Every man's life is a fairy tale written by God's fingers...Live your life that the fear of death can never enter...Life seeks life and loves life...I just feel out of this world sometimes...If you're able to pay your bills, you pay your bills...The power of makeup is incredible...
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