Demetri Martin
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
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My father came by himself across the North Korean...Mathematicians are born, not made...World War II had a very important impact...I was intelligent enough to make up my own mind...It takes an endless amount of history to make...Every single moment is a coincidence...
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