Demetri Martin
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
More quotes and aphorisms
After women, flowers are the most lovely thing...Colors, like features, follow the changes of the emotions...I think I will never stop working with music...It has long been an axiom of mine...The superior man does what is proper...A lovely nook of forest scenery, or a grand rock...
