Demetri Martin
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
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As far as dancing was concerned, I always wanted...Without music, life would be a mistake...Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself...Some people are always grumbling ...Only when you are aware of the uniqueness...Waste your money and you're only out of money...
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