Demetri Martin
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
More quotes and aphorisms
Don't go around...You don't want to have any negativity in your life...Float like a butterfly...May Heaven be propitious, and smile on the cause...I don't give a damn...I have more respect for a man who lets me know...
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