Demetri Martin
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
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I'm not writing just about melancholy stuff anymore...There may be times when we are powerless...There are things known...I wanted to be a soccer player...The world's greatest events...Parents are working more than ever before...
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