Demetri Martin
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
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All the time he's boxing, he's thinking...I think that I was raised by two of the best people...Never explain — your friends do not need it...A minute of thought is greater than an hour of talk...Unless a tree has borne blossoms in spring...Midwestern people stick together. Gee willikers...
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