Demetri Martin
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
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Love is a reciprocal torture...First of all, I really never imagined myself...We hold these truths to be self-evident...I only really discovered modelling in August 2014...When the eagles are silent...When you practice gratefulness...
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