Demetri Martin
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
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I have a fearless but neutral personality...One day I saw the sunset forty-four times!...I have fought to protect those benefits...In your pursuit of your passions, always be young...Trees and plants always look like the people...My peripheral vision has been severely limited...