Demetri Martin
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
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When we seek to discover the best in others...In the developed world, we are surrounded by electronics...It is a great thing to know...I can only wait for the final amnesia...Smile. It instantly lifts the face...Silent gratitude isn't very much to anyone...
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