Demetri Martin
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
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You become so obsessed, and that's not a bad thing...The person, be it gentleman or lady...Anyone who has ever looked into the glazed eyes...With age, you see people fail more. You see yourself...The practice of being on a spiritual path...I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn...
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