Demetri Martin
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
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I am better able to retract what I did not say...It really is an honor if I can be inspirational...No one should be ashamed to admit they are wrong...I have been a depressed kid. I wanted to lead...When I was in college, I really liked poetry...I come from a family that was very strong...