Demetri Martin
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
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The true work of art is but a shadow...I know black people love the idea that we finally have...You will never be happy if you continue to search...If you ask what you are going to do...The IRS should and must focus on the most important...If you shut the door to all errors, truth will be shut out...