Demetri Martin
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
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Life's too short to just breeze on by...Darkness cannot drive out darkness...When life knocks you down, try to land on your back...Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired...No man is infallible...A Canadian is a Canadian is a Canadian...
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