Joan Rivers
My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus — that way, I'd visit him every day.
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I thought that the older I got, that partying would...It is well that war is so terrible...I don't know whether I have ideas all the time...At fifteen my heart was set on learning...We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science...It's the people who don't recognize the racism...
