Joan Rivers
My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus — that way, I'd visit him every day.
More quotes and aphorisms
Beware of no man more than of yourself...You are always new, the last of your kisses...When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas...The hardest thing to understand in the world...Keep away from people...Fake friends believe in rumors...
