Joan Rivers
My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus — that way, I'd visit him every day.
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The black family survived centuries of slavery...In the depth of winter I finally learned...You never know where a blessing can come from...Like what you do, and then you will do your best...I have learned that friendship isn't about...I went on all over the States, ranting poems...