Joan Rivers
My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus — that way, I'd visit him every day.
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Music was a way of rebelling against the whole...If people should ever start to do...I don't think you should spend your life praying...Good laws make it easier to do right...Think left and think right and think low and think high...I'm the Ernest Hemingway of 140 characters...