Joan Rivers
My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus — that way, I'd visit him every day.
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As with the butterfly, adversity is necessary...We should remember that one man is much the same...Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die...Learn to expect less from life and more from yourself...People will buy anything...Talking about dreams is like talking about movies...