Joan Rivers
My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus — that way, I'd visit him every day.
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Animals have come to mean so much in our lives...In War: Resolution...Europe, in legend, has always been the home...Let the wife make the husband glad to come home...In all things success depends on...I'm worth more dead than alive. Don't cry for me...
