Joan Rivers
My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus — that way, I'd visit him every day.
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Only great minds can afford a simple style...Eating well, being around the table with the family...Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee...Determine to do some thinking for yourself...The greatest gift that you can give to others...Music was my refuge...