Joan Rivers
My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus — that way, I'd visit him every day.
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One of the key problems today...What I've learned, traveling the country and doing book...I've been giving back since I was a teen...Our parents deserve our honor and respect...Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat...Nobody remembers who finished second...
