Joan Rivers
My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus — that way, I'd visit him every day.
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You cannot put the same shoe on every foot...Don't reinvent the wheel, just realign it...The better I get to know men, the more I find myself...I don't usually lose my temper...Is it safe?...The world is like a grand staircase...