Joan Rivers
My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus — that way, I'd visit him every day.
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I always encourage people to get out there...Successful people are always looking for opportunities...I have a foot here and a foot in some spirit world...When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up...If you can't convince them, confuse them...The guerrilla fighters should be required to go to bed...