Joan Rivers
My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus — that way, I'd visit him every day.
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France has lived a long time — eight or nine centuries...Create your own method. Don't depend slavishly...The joke may be that no one likes fruitcake...I think swagger's a confidence. It's a confidence...Courage is like love; it must have hope...Virtue is more to be feared than vice...
