Joan Rivers
I'm always shocked when I get an invitation. People are always shocked when they see me at a party.
More quotes and aphorisms
I started doing stand up when I was 19...'Divergent' was my utopian world. I mean, that wasn't...It is a man's own mind, not his enemy or foe...But now, for the first time...Charity begins at home, and justice begins next door...Just living is not enough...