Joan Rivers
I'm always shocked when I get an invitation. People are always shocked when they see me at a party.
More quotes and aphorisms
If you ask me about my views on the environment...I really think there are many great organizations...Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes...You should feel beautiful and you should feel safe...I like to keep a book underneath the pillow...If I had the use of my body, I would throw it...
