Erma Bombeck
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
More quotes and aphorisms
Do not go gentle into that good night...When the babysitter is here...To survive in peace and harmony...I may not be where I want to be...Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving...To love our neighbor as ourselves is such a truth...
