Erma Bombeck
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
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There is no substitute for hard work...The hardest thing to understand in the world...Leopard print has been my thing forever!...To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good...Growth is a stupid goal. So, by the way, is no-growth...I love the man that can smile in trouble...
