Erma Bombeck
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
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No one really has a bad life. Not even a bad day...God can be realized through all paths...I think that all areas of the budget have to be scrubbed...When anger rises, think of the consequences...Words make you think a thought...There is nothing permanent except change...
