Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
True heroism is remarkably sober, very undramatic. It is not the urge to surpass all others at whatever cost, but the urge to serve others at whatever cost.
Affliction comes to us, not to make us sad but sober; not to make us sorry but wise.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.