Carrie Underwood
I've heard all kinds of crazy rumors about myself. I've even heard that I'm pregnant! I've become real good about laughing things off — I figure I'd better get used to it.
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If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch...Who will not suffer labor in this world...My dream in life is to write the one gag...Knitting not only relaxes me, it also brings a feeling...I have been frequently accused of deliberately twisting...Leaders have to be intensely aware and be bold...