“ALF”
ALF: I'm a cursed Melmacian, I belong to the room of the goshdarned.
Kate: Goshdarned?
ALF: Ours was a polite society.
More quotes and aphorisms
Keep your face to the sunshine...In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds...The aim of life is appreciation; there is no sense...What most clearly characterizes true freedom...I was willing to accept what I couldn't change...Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope...
