Don Rickles
Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few guys I know who's really famous. One minute he's talking to the president on his cell phone, and then the next minute he's saying to me, 'Do you think we ought to give the waiter another dollar?'
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Christmas is a season not only of rejoicing...Another belief of mine; that everyone else...A fool thinks himself to be wise...You should never wear a baseball cap when working...We live in a culture where we're bombarded...The examined life is no picnic...
