Steve Martin
With comedy, you have no place to go but more comedy, so you're never off the hook.
More quotes and aphorisms
A puppy plays with every pup he meets...Tall men come down to my height when I hit 'em...One morning I shot an elephant...Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun...If you're going to be thinking, you may as well think big...I don't know whether I have ideas all the time...
