Steve Martin
With comedy, you have no place to go but more comedy, so you're never off the hook.
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Happiness is dependent on self-discipline...A person's a person, no matter how small...The man of the future may, and even must, do things...An often-repeated assertion in the body of film...A man is a god in ruins. When men are innocent...I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity...