Jon Katz
The Perfect Dog is an enticing fantasy pooch. It's the dog that instantly learns to pee outdoors, never menaces or frightens children, plays gently with other dogs, won't jump on the UPS guy, never rolls in gross things, eats only the appropriate food at the right time, and never chews anything not meant for him. This dog does not exist.
More quotes and aphorisms
I'm gonna have my hamburger medium...The point is that you can't be too greedy...Nothing can be more absurd than the practice...It is time to remember that old wisdom...Ah, great it is to believe the dream as we stand...This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples...
