W. C. Fields
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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It's better to be unhappy alone...My sore throats are always worse than anyone's...Simon Bolivar turned over all of his land...Every morn brought forth a noble chance...A lot of guys try to mingle with me because of who I am...There is a real magic in enthusiasm...
