Steven Wright
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I think I’ve forgotten this before.
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Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs...I do all my own stunts. I'm kidding...I am at heart a gentleman...I was a pretty good fighter...Don't let anyone make you believe...The human race is a very, very magical race...
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