Steven Wright
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I think I’ve forgotten this before.
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It's about not going to the well all the time...I drink to make other people interesting...I was intelligent enough to make up my own mind...That it will never come again is what makes life sweet...Recent action in Syria and Palestine also tell us...You actually can make it, no matter what...