Steven Wright
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I think I’ve forgotten this before.
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I am a completely horizontal author. I can't think...If you must break the law, do it to seize power...Nothing can be more absurd than the practice...What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog...The sky is always there for me, while my life...My one regret in life...