Mitch Hedberg
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
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It's essential for the U.S. and Europe to prevent...Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers...What you do today can improve all your tomorrows...Where there is charity and wisdom...Unhappy is the land...Washington isn't a city, it's an abstraction...
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