Mitch Hedberg
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
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Let us not act out of fear and misunderstanding...In winter, the stars seem to have rekindled their fires...When placed in command, take charge...Being proud of who we are as people...Nationalism is power hunger tempered by self-deception...You cannot have a positive life and a negative mind...
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