Mitch Hedberg
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
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Let the one among you who is without sin be the first...Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference...One bites into the brass mouthpiece...I dated all these girls and ended up...In the household in which I was raised...Victory goes to the player...
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