Mitch Hedberg
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
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The friend who can be silent with us...Credit comes with success, and I need to have a lot...I always say that I don't want to be sentimental...You can be very wild and still be very wise...The open street, like the open sea, is an inviting thing...Courtship consists in a number of quiet attentions...
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