Mitch Hedberg
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
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I always wished for this, but it's almost turning...Vanity working on a weak head...Better to illuminate than merely to shine...Love yourself for who you are, and trust me...A young bride is like a plucked flower...Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness...
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