Mitch Hedberg
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
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An excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie...Regardless of age, regardless of position...The possible is constantly being redefined...Being taken for granted can be a compliment...The traveler sees what he sees...Beast Mode doesn't make excuses...
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