Mitch Hedberg
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
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I like the sensibility of Australian film a lot...Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue...I knew what I wanted to do in sport...Anyone who has ever stopped to watch a hawk...Never assume you can't do something. Push yourself...Honestly, I don't know if I'd want to be an educator...
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