Mitch Hedberg
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
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The Hebrews have done more to civilize men...Beauty is power...A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way...To see a World in a Grain of Sand...If you don't love me, it does not matter...All nations are more tolerant of their own mistakes...
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