Mitch Hedberg
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
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Well-being is how I feel in my skin...For strange effects and extraordinary combinations...We all grow up. Hopefully, we get wiser...Success is a journey, not a destination...I am whatever you say I am...Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts...
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