Mitch Hedberg
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
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Whatever possession we gain by our sword...Not every truth is the better for showing its face...I trust in nature for the stable laws of beauty...There can be no failure to a man...Clouds come floating into my life...Life is one big road with lots of signs...
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