Mitch Hedberg
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog...There is this myth, that America is a melting pot...Without failure there is no achievement...Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come...Consider a tree for a moment. As beautiful as trees...Great works are performed not by strength...
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