Mitch Hedberg
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
More quotes and aphorisms
A mistake is to commit a misunderstanding...I know my flaws before other people point them...Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work...Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed...Technology is, of course, a double edged sword...No one is perfect, and criticism is always welcome...
