Mitch Hedberg
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
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Ukrainian business must really embrace...The people never give up their liberties...I grew up in a household without a lot of problems...Our communications reflect in our countenance...Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody...I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio...
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