Mitch Hedberg
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
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Success is almost totally dependent upon drive...If I could do it over, I'd want to come up to the big...Our lives are not determined by what happens to us...You must live in the present, launch yourself...We accumulate our opinions...If I hear the Way of truth...
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