Mitch Hedberg
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
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You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in...Even with all our technology and the inventions...Bread without flesh is a good diet...The cautious seldom err...Any good teacher knows how...A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money...
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