Mitch Hedberg
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
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When you think positive, good things happen...The monsters are in your own head...Bulls do not win bull fights...When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for...Whenever I'm free, I spend time with people I love...Evening is a time of real experimentation...
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