Mitch Hedberg
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
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Society cares for the individual only so far...The youth need to be enabled to become job generators...Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent...These times are so hard, and they're getting...I was bullied in first grade...Why do alcoholics begin down the same hazardous road...
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