Mitch Hedberg
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
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Sane and intelligent human...There's three things men always talk about...The more the technocrats programme it down...There's no sense in going to a tournament...I realized that comedians of the day were operating...Put your money...
