Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
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I'll try anything once, twice if I like it...Cruelty is all out of ignorance. If you knew...We humans have become dependent on plastic...All compromise is based on give and take...When I walk with you I feel as if I had a flower...I believe that it's better to be looked over...
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