Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
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I only give expression to the instincts from my soul...I'm an actor. It's my job...When I was 16, I filmed an episode of 'Full House'...My dear Mama, you are definitely the hen who hatched...My intensity is my greatest strength...The rise or fall of wages is common to all states...
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