Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
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We came into a broken world...I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life...Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog...It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out...A healthy attitude is contagious but don't wait...I suppose we just sit her down...
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