Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
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Ben was more improvisational, and relied less...We do not know what is really good...Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier...You cannot look up at the night sky...I gave up my struggle with perfection a long time ago...A mountain is composed of tiny grains of earth...
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