Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
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Do you mind if I sit back a little?...Hard work opens doors and shows the world...Traditions are our roots and a profile of who we are...My children teach me to slow down and enjoy life...To be honest, I'm not as goal oriented and ambitious...People will buy anything...
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