Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
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If you listen through the screen of your desires...He who is not courageous enough to take risks...There are only two lasting bequests...The deepest desire of the human spirit...I don't envisage collectivism. There is no such animal...I wear black because I'm comfortable in it...
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