Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain...Every animal has his or her story, his or her thoughts...Clouds symbolize the veils that shroud God...For strange effects and extraordinary combinations...An animal's eyes have the power to speak...Let us not be deceived we are today in the midst...
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