Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
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When you realize who the good people are in your life...Friendship has its illusions no less than love...With the new day comes new strength...The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth...Your sacred space is where you can find yourself...Nobody, man or woman, has ever wrecked...
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