Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
More quotes and aphorisms
I sometimes feel that I have been born to attract...The gift of fantasy has meant more to me...When you look in the mirror, what do you see?...I kept on trying to use so many media and ideas...With age, you see people fail more. You see yourself...We are dying from overthinking...
