Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
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I've been a Lakers fan since growing up in Oklahoma...My family and high school friends were the only people...Raining cats?...Learn to enjoy every minute of your life...Failure is the key to success...I have a foot here and a foot in some spirit world...
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