Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
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I think when we wake up in the morning...Consider what people think of you, but don't be afraid...Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear...In charting our course to the future...Science has not yet taught us...Let the wife make the husband glad to come home...
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