Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
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In charting our course to the future...Good words cool more than cold water...The best way to inspire people to superior performance...No great art has ever been made without the artist...Heat not a furnace for your foe so hot...I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds...
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