Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
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Climate change joined immigration, job creation...There are two ways of spreading light...I do want to be able to benefit from my work...America does not go abroad in search of monsters...I think it's very important to get ego out of the room...When government — in pursuit of good intentions...
