Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
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Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart...This is about systemic, institutional corruption...You have to always continue to strive no matter how...The poetry of the earth is never dead...Now the reason the enlightened prince and the wise...Testimony is the beginning of and a prerequisite...