Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
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Being out there in the ocean, God's creation...A man may well be condemned...The rate at which a person can mature is directly...The man who acquires the ability to take full possession...The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense...I am enough of an artist to draw freely...
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