Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
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Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into...The word love has by no means the same sense...In '57, I got a job at the Blue Angel nightclub...I know of no single formula for success...Music is a means of giving form to our inner feelings...I don't believe in failure. It is not failure...
