Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick...Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains...I have been very blessed in my life and rewarded...One of the penalties for refusing to participate...We won't let you down. We will work together...A watched pot...
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