Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
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If a man does his best...Why do I pray? Because I never know what's going...The key to everything is patience...Watch out for the joy-stealers: gossip, criticism...One thing I've learned is that I'm not the owner...We make a living by what we get...
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