Mitch Hedberg
I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
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I think 'No Comment' is a splendid expression...Sometimes a lot of us men think we are doing...The sea is only the embodiment of a supernatural...Everyone imposes his own system as far as his...Success in management requires learning...If I love you, I show you I love you every day...
