Mitch Hedberg
I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
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Understanding is a two-way street...Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles...I love those who can smile in trouble...In all the years with IBM Research...You can either be a host to God, or a hostage...If you care enough to look right...
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