Mitch Hedberg
I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
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When I get out across the country and listen to people...I needed to join the Navy. If you ask the people...Plans are nothing; planning is everything...My friends and family are my support system...Treasure your relationships, not your possessions...Success is never final, failure is never fatal...
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