Mitch Hedberg
I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
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Sometimes, fear is good. Sometimes it's a good...A handful of gold...It is time to remember that old wisdom...What distresses me at times is that I meet a lot...Of all God's creatures...Politics are very much like war...
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