Mitch Hedberg
I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
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Our goals can only be reached through a vehicle...I think women are foolish...Since Auschwitz, we know what man is capable of...The spirit of envy can destroy; it can never build...Paradise is always where love dwells...The world is a dangerous place to live...
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