Mitch Hedberg
I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
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As human beings, we are the only organisms...Stupidity is a talent for misconception...I do not weep at the world I am too busy...When placed in command, take charge...As long as you're going to be thinking...Respect for ourselves guides our morals...
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