Mitch Hedberg
I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
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A great building must begin with the unmeasurable...You make 'em, I amuse 'em...Nothing in all the world is more dangerous...Cinema in India is like brushing your teeth...Better be wise by the misfortunes of others...Your attitude, not your aptitude...
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