Mitch Hedberg
I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
More quotes and aphorisms
I think, for other people who have lost someone...If you are going to achieve excellence in big things...A lot of times when I ran, to be honest, I didn't know...A good objective of leadership is to help those...All I ever want is to return to either Bangladesh...Sometimes, life is unfair, and you have to suck it up...
