Mitch Hedberg
I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
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I don't know whether I have ideas all the time...Of all God's creatures...I think that humans have a huge capacity to carry...Wise choices can put us in control of situations...My husband and I always have fun together...The real man smiles in trouble...
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