Mitch Hedberg — quotes and phrases
I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
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Intimacy is not a happy medium. It is a way of being...A year from now, you're gonna weigh more or less...When I was a kid, there was no collaboration...I've always believed in a rainbow diet...History is Philosophy teaching by example...I'd love to write a book and dabble in TV...
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