David Wong
For those of us who aren't great with people, we figure that silence is always the safest bet. If you're an introvert, you spend so much of your time wishing that other people would just shut the hell up that you figure you're doing everyone a favor.
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Of all the gin joints in all the towns...The smartest thing I ever did as a writer was hire...When the cat's away...Praised be You, my Lord, with all Your creatures...I have a big family of big people...We spend our lives, all of us, waiting for the great day...