Bill Vaughan
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
More quotes and aphorisms
Nothing in life is so exhilarating...Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex...Would you bet your paycheck on a weather forecast...Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them...Marriage is the most natural state of man...I thoroughly disapprove of duels...