Mitch Hedberg
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil...With my victory, I must always remember...God, life changes faster than you think...As an entrepreneur you keep trying things...My style is very inspired by both my parents...I deeply regret any harm, or any perceived harm...
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