Mitch Hedberg
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
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Being a villain is great, even though I've only gotten...Don't work for recognition...The hollowing out of the heartland was good...Don't quit. Never give up trying to build the world...I know that I am intelligent, because I know that...The healthy man does not torture others...
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