Mitch Hedberg
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
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I continue to believe that the American people have...That's the primary mission of ours...My mum is a rock star, and I idolise her...Nearly all men can stand adversity...Feminism isn't simply about being a woman...But friendship is precious, not only in the shade...
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