Mitch Hedberg
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
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Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears...I spend several days at a time without enough sleep...Prayer is the key of the morning...Blessed are the hearts that can bend...The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat...We need to reject any politics...
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