Mitch Hedberg
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
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Though she be but little, she is fierce...My mom is definitely my rock...May we have communion with God in the secret...Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys...I've heard all kinds of crazy rumors about myself...If you're able to pay your bills, you pay your bills...
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