Mitch Hedberg
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
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Being transgender, like being gay...The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool...Men make history and not the other way around...If there is anything the nonconformist hates...Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced...Vanity working on a weak head...
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