Mitch Hedberg
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
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Clean up your own mess...Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage...A person who won't read has no advantage...Most of my training at graduate school was geared...Trouble shared is trouble halved...You have freedom when you're easy in your harness...
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