Mitch Hedberg
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
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Don't go around...To attain inner peace you must actually give your life...We are all different. There is no such thing...What is Apple, after all? Apple is about people...Always forgive your enemies...Nothing is more beautiful than the loveliness...
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