Mitch Hedberg
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
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I have to convince other Democrats and Republicans...I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope...My dad said, Stay humble, and you gotta work...In the south, whether it is a small film or a big film...A leader is one who knows the way...Age is a matter of feeling, not of years...
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