Mitch Hedberg
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
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Courtesy is as much a mark of a gentleman as courage...My life has been a quest for knowledge...I learnt to drive at around eleven years old...My interest generally is the hidden Americans...Sometimes, when I see my granddaughters...Time crumbles things...
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