Mitch Hedberg — quotes and phrases
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
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If I am what I have and if I lose what I have...All the time he's boxing, he's thinking...Happiness is the only good...You're gonna need a bigger boat...It is never too late to be what you might have been...Christmas is doing a little something extra...
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