Mitch Hedberg
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
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The graveyards are full of indispensable men...Those who fight corruption should be clean themselves...I don't think there is any philosophy that suggests...I'm not the kind of person who tries to be cool...Live your questions now, and perhaps even without...I see humanity now as one vast plant...
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