Mitch Hedberg
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
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I believe that God made this wonderful universe...European nations began World War I with a glamorous...No complaint is more common than that of a scarcity...On earth there is no heaven, but there are pieces of it...Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy...I think of dieting, then I eat pizza...
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