Mitch Hedberg
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
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Some people come into our life as a blessing...A minute and a half, Luckmiester...There is no turning back...I think if you hearken back to partial-birth...I was only in college, unfortunately, for a year...I was curious and hungry at a young age...
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