Mitch Hedberg
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
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Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat...Less is more...There are two good things in life — freedom of thought...People who wish to go into the future...Good laws make it easier to do right...My dad always said, Champ, the measure of a man...
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