Mitch Hedberg
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
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I shall look as if I were suffering...If you love someone, set them free...This is no time for ease and comfort...The biggest challenge is to not be affected...Once you get over that peak of puberty, you hit...You cannot believe in God until you believe in yourself...
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