Mitch Hedberg
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
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Anyone who has ever stopped to watch a hawk...It's easy for people in an air-conditioned room...Everyone here has the sense that right now is one...Try to accomplish things you have always dreamt of...Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors...If people concentrated on the really important things...
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